Lets go through the Family Tree
"Julia, Your uncle is here to pick you up"
"That's not my uncle, that's just some guy who is my dad's brother."
|
Am I a Craft?
Rachel applying sunscreen on a campers face,
"Why are you putting glue on my face? Am I a craft?" |
The
Next "American Idol"
LMVA
North Beach Camper Lauren discussing her concerns about her future
singing career:
"Um,
remember when you said I would be "discovered" while
singing
in
the shower and make million$ ?.... People might see me NAKED!" |
What
a Rip-Off!
The
lights in the boys' restroom weren't working during an evening
Pajama Party, so the Sr. Recreation Leader told a boy camper,
age 9, to use the girls' restroom. After washing his hands,
he loudly commented,
" You have to pay 25 cents for a napkin??!
They're
free over there!" (Pointing to the paper towel
dispenser) |
How
Embarrassing...
Camper
Samantha unexpectedly took her hand and rubbed it on Staff Member
Jessica's leg and said,
"Your
leg feels like a beard. You should shave."
Samantha,
Age 6 |
We
all do it...
Camper: (Cough-cough)
“Excuse me, I burped.”
Staff:
“Cameron, that wasn't a burp, it was a cough.”
Camper:
“No, I burped from my butt.”
Cameron,
Age 3 |
Is
there a doctor in the house?
Ryan:
"My sister's getting shots."
Morgan:
"That means she's dead."
Ryan,
4 and Morgan, 4 |
Daddy's
Little Girl...
While
campers were making sleeping masks for the theme of Pajama Day,
one little girl said...
"Good,
I can wear this mask when I meet boys,
so
I don't have to look at them…. Except my Dad!"
Lake
Mission Viejo Little Folks Camper, Age 4 |
Say
What???
About
a half-hour after arriving at camp at the Marriott Kids' Club,
a little boy asked...
“If
this is a camp, where are the beers?”
(Say
What??? After questioning from staff, we finally realized he meant
“bears”).
Camper
at LCM Kids' Club, Age 5 |
Going
to the Chapel...
Camper:
“Who are you married to?
Staff:
“No one.”
Camper:
“Why not? Haven't picked him yet??
Jacob,
Age 4 |
It's
going to be a Tough Day...
After
trying to calm a particularly wild group of campers who seemed
to have difficulty keeping their bottoms on the benches:
Staff:
“What's today's
theme?”
Camper:
“Sit Down.”
Ladera
Ranch Founders Park Camper |
Overheard
at Song Time...
Singing
to “The Farmer in the Dell”...“The
Farmer Isabelle, The Farmer Isabelle…”
Isabelle V.,
Age 3 |
While going over pool rules ...
"If there is a fire in the pool, you need to get out!”
Matthew, Age 5 |
